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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

420drugsandtits:

naomichristie:

Model Diet
Golden Arches with Hanna Beth.
Hair: Heather Locker
Makeup: Synda Salazar
Wardrobe Stylist: Ashley Stenberg

I kinda want a happy meal now

420drugsandtits:

naomichristie:

Model Diet

Golden Arches with Hanna Beth.

Hair: Heather Locker

Makeup: Synda Salazar

Wardrobe Stylist: Ashley Stenberg

I kinda want a happy meal now

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

blhak:

No auto-correct, I do not mean duck.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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